What I Love About The World

Monday, May 15, 2006

85. The Raccoons

Yeah, mini-hypothesis: Cyril Sneer is an evil purple hybrid of Keith from Eastenders and Irene from Home & Away (sorry to isolate non-soap fans)

http://www.retrojunk.com/details_theme/88/ - watch the opening 57 seconds of a Raccons episode, complete with theme song

When darkness falls,

Leaving shadows in the night,

Don't be afraid,

Wipe that fear from your eyes.

If a desperate love,

Keeps on driving you wrong,

Don't be afraid,

You're not alone.

(Chorus):You can run with us!We got everything you need.Run with us!We are free.Come with us!I see passion in your eyes.Run with us!

When the cold wind blows,

Turn your collar to the cold.

Don't be ashamed,I

f you need someone to hold.

If you're sinking in quicksand, (quicksand),

And it's dragging you down,

And you feel you're going under,

We'll be around!

(Chorus, then small instrumental break).

When you're behind closed doors,

All alone, by yourself,

And you're longing inside,

To be somebody else;

You pick up the telephone,

And there's no one on the line.

Don't be afraid.

'Cause there's still time.(Chorus twice then instrumental fade out).


At 4:06 AM, Anonymous Adrienne said...

Goddam Raccoons!

Goddam their effing enviromentalist hippy crap!

Like a goddam commie version of Captain Planet!

At 7:38 AM, Anonymous George said...

Ha, yes they all had hooked noses anyway*

Cyril Sneer is a bit of an anti-hero, you could tell he was partial to the odd spliff, his sixty-a-day voice corroborates this theory.

Planet was a bit of a sell-out with a hideous voice and turquoise hair (??)

Those pigs also had their fairytales crossed

*disclaimer: my nose isn't "un"-hooked: crazy Army & Navy moshpits

At 10:04 AM, Blogger Jules said...

I loved Captain Planet when I was younger... felt sorry for the poor kid who had the "heart" power when the rest had "fire" and "water" and could do cool things.

"Captain Planet...he's our hero!
Gonna send pollution down to zero!"

At 10:05 AM, Blogger Jules said...

re- disclaimer.....its okay just sleep it off.

At 11:40 AM, Anonymous anon said...

yes "Sharon Davies wank"


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