91. Finishing one's university degree forever, then getting "caned/Wasted/battered/lean" ad infinitum &making little games based on channel 4 tv shows

Yes: we present "Spiel or No Spiel" to you, a game in which you have a prime opportunity to squander several hours of your meagre existence by first crafting this pursuit and then "getting into" allocated roles of Contestant, Banker, Non-competing Gameplayer, and Noel. It is fun to see how you would play the game, what with the false science, the blind conjecture, the cheesy oneliners and so on. Enormous Credit must got to Matt for the original idea, I added the nuances and the aesthetics, and thankyou to Hayley for opening boxes and making offers. We're planning to play in the garden with 22 contestants, a presenter, a banker, and an 'independent adjudicator' ("Before we start a little bit of housekeeping"), and a rooftop audience if numbers will stretch to that. What with sunset, garden flares, camcorder, authetic 'Deal or No Deal" music and marijuana, this could make for a potentially life-changing experience. Jokes

Matt in his best Noel Edmunds apparel

We still need to colour the boxes in

My mementos. Some cigarettes, a photo and Pocket Kings

These have to be coloured red and blue

Spiel or No Spiel

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"Sticky Jacks"

Fabio's marvellous "Why I'm Like Kant But With A Better Social Life" speech

"Here's Johnny (or Gav)"

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"Whitey" (©Mike Skinner Dicsktock 2002) R.I.P (1994-2006)